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Employee microchips a disturbing trend

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Re: “Cyborgs at work,” on Thursday’s Mind & Body page:

I hope the people implanting microchips into themselves remember to moo loudly each time they use them. The moo is to remind them that they are really just livestock to be tracked and monitored and harvested (taxed) by their owners.

We could never convince our farm animals to tag themselves. I guess they were much smarter than we gave them credit for.

Michael Warren